A good friend of mine recently went back to Greece after the end of the
academic year and entrusted me things he couldn't take home. As a loyal
friend, I was all too happy to accept the responsibility, until I took
the box home and realised what it contained! A box full of PMS!!!!
Jesus Christ, no wonder it was so heavy! One thing is for sure, there
is no way I am going to open the box!

Actually... Wait a minute... Maybe thats what my friend wanted me to think and that the box is in fact full of gold! Or maybe... God damn it! This is going to mess with my mind for the rest of the summer!
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judging by the way its buldging i would say the PMS can sense your presense, dont bother trying to talk to it, becuase it will just say you dont understand it, and if you leave it alone it will burst out crying and hunt you down for ignoring it.
and i hope you havent left it there in the hallway, you should let it sleep in your bed and youll have to take the couch. the only other option is to burn it. which is what i recommend you do.